I wonder when she will realise when she forgot her phone her . I should call her
long story short my father is a carpenter and he might as well jump off a bridge watching this
I’m laughing out loud past 1am, whoops lol
I have the same vacuum as him and don't know what to do with this information...
Gloria: he had to pee! Brandon: ohhh He HaS a BaThRoOm
"Just like the shiver me timbers boards?" "HAAAH dhid yhou hear me?!" "Huh"
Salty safely lol
This guy should be a youtuber
Hmmm I think running the instuctsions for makeing a doll house though Google translate would be amazing I was slightly disappointed cos I Herd doll house when you said dog house lol
8:42 Brandon: your not subscribed. Me:yeah i am
Writing up all those jokes in a little book at night
Your right I don't hear success I'm deff
"No, this is Patrick" 🙂🤌
I accidentally unsubscribed and right after he asked me to subscribe omg😂
Its amzing how he understands what google transalate is saying-+
8:40 th- the garage door is still open
Google translate how to make a youtube video
Who is that?
I’m new and so far I love Brandon Farris . But who is the girl in the video with him? She’s also in the one with him holding a spider 🕷
“Nothing a handsaw can’t cut.” Only digs an inch through the board.🤣🤣🤣
I wanna see him dye his hair PINK U^U
You should make a visit to colorado, between 5p and 5a mst and visit cc. Teller county. If you walk into the best casino you're in the wrong place, however I work in the best place because obviously people are STUPID. Really want to meet you in person.
What does his cat look like
He made one of the scooter things from pe class that you would always run your fingers over with.
"Maybe it can be a side piece. NOPE...thats how we got in this wives situation in the first place!" LMFAO!
The sheer depression in his voice when he says “i d r o p p e d m y w e i n e r” makes me so sad
the only video we dontbhear kelly
"call me daddy" *Silence* "I mean say uncle!"
uzload.info/fun/e32uZmTYtJNktnk/video I don’t remember the video but here’s the link for the book art thing where you fold the pages and it’s 3D art. He mentioned this in a unboxing video and said he wanted to try it so, I got one (a video) for him. This video uzload.info/fun/e32uZmTYtJNktnk/video contains some ideas and how to do it if someone can click on it, copy the link and put it in the video he mentioned it in then that would be great.
MY Dowwnword dog will be damp if it drizzzlesss hahaha
KNEEE SLAPPPERSSSS KILL MEEEE HAHAHAAH
AM I the only one who has to watch his vidoes literally more than once because i am crying laughing and miss sooooomuch!!
This cringe me out I thought you where gonna hurt yourself
I thought it said “google translate makes a dog”
The screw gun 😂
He should get a reward. 1: the comedian of the year 2: for destroying their house the most amount of times for videos 3: Never clickbaiting😂😂
You could of gotton my dad to do it🤣
Why Bruce lee
365 dislikes- a years worth of people have no sense of humour
Proof he reads these before hand, I saw his sister giving him 5he get a big money sign
Video starts, I go down to the comments, i go up to the video again, i look at the hair, I say in the comments: Nice Hair.
This reminds me of when Ethan became a man. If you know, you know.
GET A BIG MONEY
5:04 you sound like my dog XD
I am often surprised at how not dead he is after these
Is nobody gonna talk about 6:22 so nice
the hot dog on his ear tho 😂😂😂😂 o(*°▽°*)o
translate google good inglish
"That's how you poop on the go, I just stuck my knee in a weiner."
How I it legal for him to be so funny
after this he is negative 9000 lvl in carpentry
Lol I made a better table at 12 no offense
That girl listens to girl in red i think
Lmfao i cracked up the entire time but the "staking out the trees" part 😂😂😂😂
I dare you to shave your beard
Google translate makes a chair!
Thats some fine wood right there 0:30
Can that be mercy? Get a big money. Id love that sign.
44444444 and 2
I wanna see him play Roblox piggy
wood hemorrhoid = tear out
I like how the pencil behind his ear changes 😂
I seen their video with the tarantula on fb and someone said they were a cute couple😂 I was like bruh thats his sister😂🤣
Brandon I dknt think you know this hut I watch you when I'm really sad and when I really happy but that doesn't matter hut back to the point I watch you when I'm said and today I cried because someone I was friends with for 2 years left my life for ko reason right after j tried to do something really bad to myself and I just want to let you know that you made me laugh and made me feel happy again thank you so much and hope you know you help people
and that is a mom joke :0
7:24 "and thats how you poop on the go! I just stuck my knee in a wenner" lmao🤣
do you not like your dog
i did not know you had a dog
Did anyone else cringe when he started sawing in the middle rather than on the end?😂
What happens when you order Ryan remolds from wish
The nipples and himroids are called grain tear out, and a circular saw would of been best
Who is she
Matthew 7:12 - give back that which they give to you unto your neighbour
Why did it look like he was floating when he got and sat on that chair?!
Anyone see the keeeet in the back near the end of the vod
If my kid doesn't turn out like this I don't want them..
You should have used the jean tool pocket you made in the five minute crafts video
wait a minute the video that you where watching did it say "shave your arms off"?
For almost a year... I didn't see the "keeeeet" near the car...
Him: i wonder when shes gonna realize she left her phone here Also him: i should call her Me: 👁👄👁 Also me: I THOUGHT U JUST SAID SHE LEFT HER PHONE HOW CAN U FRICKING CALL HERRRR
Shut the fuck up gachalife kid
Me being a 13 year old who's be a carpenter I get to cringe especially when the drill method doesn't work
you parked on the lawn at the end :(
You made it waaaayyy more complicated than it already is 😂😂😂 Btw love the purple hair and you should do a video of you dyeing your hair !
your poor ear....
For some weird reason I don’t really trust you xD
his dog is the next one to save zelda
Is that a ford I see, nice choice
I have that same pogo stick
I wanna we the...
I believe the blade on the hand saw is for metal not wood, but I could be wrong.
i remember the video where brandon got the pogostick
Brandon's dad jokes are the best
the smudge on the LENS BRANDON THE SMUDGE
why did you die you hair :(
Jesus Christ loves everyone unconditionally including you and everyone else too💕❤️🥰✝️✝️✝️
“Wife number fsfffsfseven”
Brandon were can I get your merch?