wait- Brandon.... You have a child- AND a Gf...? :o Here i am thinking you were all alone-
Transformer brandon final form 3:13
you are so funny brandon
i feel ashamed that this is my type of humour
0:57 Short Sleeved socks?! Confusions
He acts like a kid
How much time you spend on cleaning your house?
He now just like his daughter cause he ate glue like her 🤦♀️
Like she probably full on no joke ATE it and he’s here saying “My daughter at this once and she’s still here” HOW
Can we just take a moment to release that is daughter most likely ate the glue.....🤷♀️🤦♀️
Why is anyone not talking about his purple hair??? That looks cool
"Once you get past the initial pain, oh, it comes back so fast" - Brandon, 2020. Words to live by
so for the hack when it said it removes hair you used lemon juice and it said coconut oil ....... lol
0:20// Brandon: NoWwWw ItS a StRaW :) Also Brandon: (drinks from a hotdog) (Spits it out) there’s a little bit of wIeNeR in my straw >:( Brandon: it really spoiled my wiener >:(.....-(a few seconds later) No, no, I would love more :) I’m actually weiner-tose-tolerant 😁 Brandon again: Actually any tose or any body part that isn’t mine I don’t want in my mouth don’t matter if you have toes or you lactose, I’m- (says in a whisper) I’m kiddin- I don’t want it (giggles) (takes another drink from the hotdog straw) (spits it out again) (clears through because it was gross)
(0:02) Brandon: I see nothing wrong here😅😀
0:57 my brother has the same shorts
When you do your high voice you sound like kip from Napoleon dynamite
“Are you crying tears of... ow?”
Brandon: that’s one way to say turtles, oh that’s why I didn’t work there wasn’t a whole. *uses straw to poke whole*
My question is HOW DOES HE HAS EVERYTHING lol 🤔😂😂
0:11 *toddlers are quaking*
Oh, I'm making it weird?!
How did you peel the hotdog 🌭
"Are you crying tears of ow?"
Did no one notice his hair is purple??
I can't watch his videos without my inhaler
The nimble ornament inadvertently dry because makeup early try through a salty ptarmigan. secretive, wet community
I love when he’s in pain he says some of the best things
Let’s just appreciate he chockes has illergic reactions and gets his house dirty for us
Thanks for making my days better
Me when he got lemon in his eyes: sir, I think you're blin- Seconds later: I'm fine Me: Uh-
I am now here thank you for asking
When he walked out the door him nope
You are the best UZloadr ever imbrandonfarris you're amazing I'm 11 years old
0:16 tHeReS gOtTa Be A eAsIeR wAy To Do ThIs....oH dOnT sHoW oFf LiKe ThAt 😩
He said "baking soda i got baking soda"
His poor face
My question is how did you pill the Wiener .
I love how Autumn is not his biological daughter but he cares for her so much and says that she is his daughter! Gloria and him would make such great parents together. Well I mean they already are.
I've seen my daughter eat it and she's still here' lol 😂🤣🤣🤣
0:6 is cursed
Brandon try to use sausage as a straw but forgot to make a hole. Brandon:no. Closet brandon:I don't want that. Then poking a hole. Me:wait a damn minute. Did d d did you just made a straw with a straw? Then better use the straw you used to make a sausage straw.
I'm pretty sure when a product like glue says "dont apply to skin", that means Dont apply To Skin!.
This guy is funny
did nobody notice ‘jear desus’
"no you must be new here"
He is trying to open lemon juice but it sprays in his eyes then he proceeds to walk like a t-rex out of the room.🤣🤣🤣4:05 I had to edit this like 8 times to get the right timing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good bye pale lips hello pain
It doesn’t matter if you have toes or if you lactose 😂
0:17 it looks like a tampon lol
4,000 Comments omg nice
Doesn’t matter if you have toes or if you lactose! I am dying of laughter
I think he need a pickle and a hug, i feel so bad for his office
Nobody : Brandon: I wanna go to daddy's
Is this non toxic I saw my daughter eat it before and she still here 😂😂😂it’s 2 in da morning I have school
Poor dude. Brush your teeth real good tonight.
I feel so bad for him omg😭😔😂
is anyone going to tell him he could wash the mask off
Milk and meat products do not go together
Anyone realize he mixed the face mask thing with a hotdog?-
The way I found out about five minute crafts is because I needed crafts that you can do with everyday objects, Let me tell you We have a different idea of everyday objects
Can we all take a moment to acknowledge the fact that he used a straw to make the hot dog straw.
He really said YOLO in life
When he pealed the hot dog like a banana i was dead🤣🤣
Oh! I wanna go to daddy,s 😂😂🤣
When he said daughter did he mean autumn I swear that’s to cute
I love this guy he too funny 😂😂😂
The mask tho 😂
Brandon: this is not what I intended Both of us: I ALWAYS SWORE TO YOU ID NEVER FALL APART 😂🤣🤣
Is it me or Brandon Has Purple Hair On The Video Or I’m Color Blind
Yeah there’s a video where his gf(I think) dyed his hair! can send link if you wanna
Brandon: **peels charcoal mask off his face** Brandon: **gets up and leaves the room without a word**
This mans poor face I feel bad for his face 😢
Mmmm the Forbidden banana Pocket lol
Can u. Pls pin this comment it would mean a lot to me🥺
"heh, I am having the hardest time blinking" that got me laughing so hard omg, and my laugh is so laud (like Zack from Angels of death, and exactly like his) My mom came it to se if I was OK, lol
2:15 i wish i could make that noise
When the lemon sprayed u in the face I fell out of my seat
“Goodbye pale lips. Hello- pain ow ow!” 😂😂
“No! *laughs* I didn’t know you knew Spanish”
About your shit off if you can take it off OK OK boy boy
This the funnies guy on youtube
🤭😅😆😁 Purple Batman
black heads? No ThAnK YoU iM fUlL
3:48 e l e v a t e
"No. I don't want that!" *Points at hotdog straw in milk. 😂😂
OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Save the Turtles😎😎😎😎😹😹😹😹
YoU mUsT bE nEw HeRe😂😂🤣
ChEeSe AnD cRuSt .
You are a big boy 🤣
..... that face mask is uhhhhhh yea it not look good
He. Makes. Me. Die. Of Laughter
My ad: do you need help? Call 403 *** **** It was a tape/glue ad